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 Title: and delivery works better not face to face

Fandom: Pokemon Special
Prompt: epistolary + unrequited love
Medium: fic
Chapters: 1/1
Wordcount: 1441
Rating: T
Warnings: none
Summary: Some of the love letters Gold never sent and did send to Crystal and some that she didn’t send and actually sent back.
Other notes: MangaQuestshipping. Written for trope_bingo Round 3. Set after Volume 42.

 

-----unsent----------------------------

Damn Crys, damn. Silver just told me what really happened while you two were searching for information together. Damn. I should have told you something while we were working together to help our senpais.

Like how amazing you are even though you’re so uptight – damn, I bet I’d get a slap for that, but it’s true and I’d love to help you relax, Crys- and how much knowledge you have without throwing it in everyone’s face like those people do.

-----unsent----------------------------

Or how damned pretty you look no matter what you were.

Or how I might have –damn, I don’t really want to say it in an email – I might have something with you when I first saw you in that boat how many years ago.

-----unsent----------------------------

Or how unconfident and uncool you can make me feel. But it’s okay.

-----unsent----------------------------

Damn, how uncool this is. This is not my style. Writing damned letters? This is not the stone age.

-----unsent----------------------------

Damn, Super Serious Gal,

You worried me back there. I mean, really. I know Silver would have taken care of you, but damn. Don’t worry me like that. It doesn’t feel good. I’d rather be the one looking after you. I should probably tell you one of these days.

Gold

-----unsent----------------------------

Crys,

And don’t let Eusine or some other bloke get your hands on you just because I haven’t told you my feelings yet!

Gold

-----unsent----------------------------

Crys,

Wrap those long legs of yours around me, babe.

Gold

-----unsent----------------------------

Crys,

Your legs looked smokin’ long in those overalls and tight socks.

Gold

-----sent----------------------------

Crys,

You didn’t let me say a few days ago when we finished getting Arceus: You looked good in your new clothes! (Really nice!) Want to model some more of your new clothes for me?

Gold

PS: I’m touched, you called me? Are you going to accept my offer of a date?

-----sent----------------------------

Gold,

This is the best time to say this: You are an idiot.

Also, a new Pokedex upgrade has been completed by Professor Oak. We all couldn’t reach you on your Pokegear, so hopefully Xatee can find you and give you this letter. (Can’t you stay in one place?) Silver also says he’s been using your TV since you aren’t around. Everyone’s passed by already to get theirs.

Crystal

-----unsent----------------------------

Crys,

Damn the Pokedex, it’s you I want.

I’ll be there in the morning.

Gold

-----unsent----------------------------

Super Serious Gal,

Seriously, you don’t miss me at all? I’m hurt. I’ll have to convince you of how much you miss me. And yeah, I mean that in every perverted way ever. And some nonperverted ways too, I guess.

Gold

-----sent----------------------------

Crys,

I’ll be there in the morning.

Gold

-----sent----------------------------

Gold,

At least you proved to Emerald that you were still alive even with your reckless ways. Don’t tell Professor Oak I told you, but he’s impressed with the number of Pokemon you’ve seen with your wandering around. Silver had a higher number though. It’s amazing how much he’s taught the Rhyperior Green lent him.  Green was very impressed when he saw his old Pokemon.

Your mom is really nice; I thanked her for the pie she sent over. Um, thank you for the egg. Professor Oak, Professor Elm, and I are looking forward to what Pokemon will come out.

You didn’t say where you’re off to. Do you know? Don’t tell me you’re watching the Kimono girls again in Ecruteak City just because Professor Oak hasn’t asked you to do anything yet.

Crystal

-----unsent----------------------------

I’m going to train hard so I don’t feel so pathetic next to you and Silver, Crys. Especially you, Crys. It’s kind of hard to be in love with such a super serious gal who is so good at what she does.

Gold

PS: Do you like super serious boys?

-----unsent----------------------------

Crystal,

Did you like traveling with Silver more than me? He’s kind of a super serious boy, though the red hair has this kind of bad boy appeal. But I also have that. The bad boy appeal, not the red hair.

Gold

-----sent----------------------------

Crys,

Are you going to stay cooped out in that lab forever? Come out, take a break from all your work at the labs, and explore with me! Even Emerald is exploring and he still looks less than ten years old.

Gold

-----sent----------------------------

Gold,

Strange that you should ask: Professor Oak has asked me to go to a new region to capture new Pokemon – Unova. I’ve been preparing for it and instructing Emerald and the other people at the lab on what Professor Oak likes to keep his lab in order. I don’t think it will take long, but I guess we won’t be seeing each other for a while.

There are computers in every Pokemon Center – if you need or want to contact me my email address is crystal@profoaklabs.com. I’m not sure how good the Pokegear coverage in Unova is (or the rates).

Crystal

-----not sent by email----------------------------

Crystal,

Can’t Prof Oak get his Pokemon himself? Or is he too old? You should just stay and let me stay with you, you know. Not that I have a chance with you most of the time even if you were here.

Damn, it’s boring to get a Yahoo account.

Gold

-----sent by email----------------------------

Natch, Crystal, it only took a bit of fiddling around to get my own email address. I doubt Green will mind my piggybacking on his account. Besides, isn’t thegreatgold@viridiangym.com a cool email address?

I want souvenirs from Unova! And pictures of their idols!

Gold

-----sent by email----------------------------

Gold,

I don’t think I’ll have time to get souvenirs but who knows. We’ll see. I’ve already caught twenty pokemon in my first two days here. Hopefully it won’t take so long.

I have half a mind to tell Green what you’ve done – and how are you even accessing that kind of private email on the Pokemon Center PCs? I was expecting you to just get a Yahoo account. But I guess he’ll find out on his own.

The egg is taking a while to hatch. I brought it with me, but still nothing. I wonder what Pokemon is inside…

I met up with Black, one of the Pokedex owners in this region. He kind of reminds me of you.

I hope you’re not getting into trouble – Silver says he’s taking a break from bailing you out.

Crystal

-----not sent by email----------------------------

Crys,

Black? Let me find out who this guy is. And how does he remind you of me? Does that mean he’s devilishly handsome and witty?

You know you love me, you won’t tell Green.

There are some Pokemon that help hatch eggs faster. Not sure if there are in Unova, but there are. At least that’s what the Daycare Lady told me when I helped out for a while.

Gold

-----not sent by email----------------------------

Damn Crys,

I am so smashed. I love you, I love you, I love you.

I also want to do perverted things with you. And the nonperverted things. All the things. Except probably studying.

Gold

----- sent by email----------------------------

Crys,

Dump that Black and come back here. I love you even if you don’t care and damned if you haven’t figured it out yet.

AND IWANTTODOPERVERTEDTHINGS. WITH YOU. TO YOU. DAMN. THEM LEGS, MAN.

Gold

----- sent by email----------------------------

Crys,

Damn, I actually sent that. I’d claim Green sent it (by hacking into the email address I hacked his system for) but he can’t get drunk to save his life.

Gold

----- sent by email----------------------------

Crys?

----- sent by email----------------------------

Holy hell Crys, I’m the one who poured my guts out here. Am I going to have to rob Silver and get on the next boat/plane/whatever to Unova to straighten whatever hell happened?

That doesn’t seem like a bad plan.  I may have redecorated Green’s house. And Red’s. With toilet paper.

I better find Silver. Then Super Serious Gal, you are so going to listen to me.

Gold

----- sent by email----------------------------

Gold,

You are an idiot.

Also, Professor Oak wants to know what happened to his emergency supply of toilet paper.

Also, does your mother know you’re in a completely different region?

Crystal

PS: For all your charm, mister, you still need to flush with the toilet seat down. Else I’ll forget what you said earlier.

----- sent by email----------------------------

Oh, Crys, you damn well won’t forget.

And re: Professor Oak, I deny everything.

Gold

PS: Noted. 

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